They are the Party-Pooper-Swedes!
Jakob: “We are not Party-Swedes.”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“We are NOT Party-Swedes!”
Jakob: “We
are Party-pooper-Swedes!”
“What does it mean to poop,
Kalle?”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“To create a bad ambiance!”
Jakob: “Yes.”
Fridtjof/Kalle: “What the hell are you guys listening to?”
People: “No!”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“There, much better!”
“Wanna’
hear what kinds of movies I’ve seen? Madagascar, Ice Age, James Bond….”
Seb: “Who
the fuck is going to clean this up? Is it Me?!”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“….Twilight, Twilight 2, Twilight 3 is crap, Twilight 2 is good.”
Kevin: “I’m
keepin’ sober today, don’t need alcohol to feel good at a party.”
Jakob: “Hi
there, I don’t know what y’all think, but I’m against a woman’s right to choose.”
Sen: “Oh
well, this looks like a complete and utter hell.”
Jakob: “I’m
against a woman’s right to choose, and I’m against gay marital-rights.”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“….Ehm…Forest Gump!”
Seb: “You
might want to finish that? Yes? Drink! Drink! Drink!”
Jakob: “I
am all for the traditional marriage between a man and a woman.”
Seb: “Drink!
Drink! Drink! Stuff it in the bag. Thank you so very much!”
Girl: “Hey,
isn’t it about time to head out on the town?”
Kevin: “Head
out on the town? Lame! That’s really lame!”
Swedes: “Yes,
really lame!”
Jakob: “Is
it possible to “poop” out on the town?”
“Yes it is possible.”
“Yes it is possible.”
-out on the town-
Kevin: “I
just think the Oslo nightlife is so lame,
Stockholm is just like so much more, so much more, like fresh!”
Stockholm is just like so much more, so much more, like fresh!”
Jakob: “Are
you aware of what alcohol does to your body?”
Seb: “Anybody
want coffee or water? Much better!”
Jakob: “You’ll
get dizzy, and you’ll feel like crap in the morning,
and if you get a girl home, you won’t be able to get it up,
here, let me help you!”
and if you get a girl home, you won’t be able to get it up,
here, let me help you!”
Seb: “Coffee?
So you’ll spark up and wake up some. Coffee? Coffee? Coffee? Coffee? Coffee?”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“Watch me now.”
“I have to use the bathroom. I have to use the bathroom. Excuse me! Sorry!”
“That was nice.”
“I have to use the bathroom. I have to use the bathroom. Excuse me! Sorry!”
“That was nice.”
Jakob: “What
is the number one rule when you’re a party-pooper?”
Swedes: “Never
go home!”
Guy: “Wanna’
come home with me?”
Kevin: “It’s
after-party time!”
-back at the house-
Jakob: “Are
you going to post this on YouTube?”
Seb: “Yes.”
Jakob: “The
Police are on their way!”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“Hm.”
Fridtjof/Kalle:
“Now, nobody can accuse us of being Party-Swedes!”
Jakob: “Word!”
Kevin: “Poop!”
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