And a little lying on the form isn't going to hurt anyone, or is it?
-at hospital-
Nurse: “Can I help you with anything?”
Sigbjørn: “Yes.”
Nurse: “With what?”
Sigbjørn: “I thought that I would donate semen.
Seee-men. Semen. Sperm.”
Nurse: “OK. Since it’s your first time, let’s start
with filling out this form. And if you have
any questions, just call my name, OK?”
Imagination nurse: “OK? Hello? Hello?”
Nurse: “Hello? Hello? Fill out the form.”
Name: Ken Dreams
Degree/work:
Started: Doctor - law - master in economics
Completed: Specialist
Nurse: “Doctor Specialist?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah.”
Nurse: “Lawyer?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah.”
Nurse: “Masters in economics?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah, that’s right.”
Nurse: “And a cabin in Hemsedal?”(posh place to have a cabin in Norway)
Sigbjørn: “Yeah.”
Nurse: “And you’ve worked voluntarily with children in Africa?”
Sigbjørn: “With every child in Africa. That’s what it’s supposed to say. I’ve worked with all of them.
All the children in Africa.”
Nurse: “OK.” laughs “Here’s the cup, you know what to do? Just take as much time as you need, OK?”
-Four months later-
Mother: “Sigbjørn, now that you’re finally earning your own money as….”
Sigbjørn: “As a paperboy! I’m a paperboy. I deliver the Saturday-paper!”
Father: “Five days a-week?”
Sigbjørn: “Yeah, it’s a special Aftenposten; “Every day is Saturday”-offer.”
Mother: “It’s like our little bird is flying the nest.”
Sigbjørn: “I’m not flying anywhere.”
Mother: “And that’s why; you’re going to be a big brother!”
Sigbjørn: “I can’t become a big brother! Dad! You’ve been sterilized!“
Mother: “We’ve gotten artificial fertilization, Sigbjørn.”
Sigbjørn: “You know nothing about who the father is or anything!”
Mother: “Just relax, Sigbjørn, He is a doctor-specialist, a lawyer, he has a masters in economics!”
Father: “And he has I cabin in Hemsedal!”
Mother: “And he’s helped every child in Africa! Voluntarily! These are good genes!”
-at hospital-
Mother: “Sigbjørn, look, he looks just like you! Sigbjørn?”
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