Kollektivet: The Tørdis Man-Help

Recap: For any man afraid to walk home alone in the dark, any boy too scared to fight back the bullies, and any guy with a problem getting it up, there is a solution; TØRDIS!! 

Tørdis:

Are you a man? Are you afraid? Are you sick and tired of the ladies getting all the help in the cities?

Call Tørdis Man-Help!

One of services that I provide, is carrying you home, so your feminine ass won’t get raped!

Tørdis: "Hop on my back! And I’ll carry you home!"

Man: "No…"

Tørdis: "There’s plenty of cock-hungry rapist-bitches out there,
            who wants to pluck you like a little blueberry from a delicate bush!"

           "Hop on my back!"

I also offer Conflict-Solving, for sissies who’s too chicken to fight!

Mean Kid: "Where the hell is your phone?!"

Tørdis: "Leave girly-Pelle alone!"

Mean Kid: "What, is that your mommy?"

Tørdis: laughs "Silly boy!" laughs evil laugh

              "Oh really?! Who’s mother am I, I took your nose, who’s your mommy?!"

Mean Kid: "You’re my mommy!"

Tørdis: "Who’s your mommy?!"

Mean Kid: "You are!"

Tørdis: "Did mommy take your nose?" laughs diabolical laugh

In addition to that, we also offer Erectile-Emergency Help!

Girl: You can’t get it up?

Tørdis: "I’ll get it up!"

             "Get a boner!!!"

So if you have a slightly low testosterone-level and therefore has the guts to ask for help,
call 942-not-a-real-man, or just scream TØRDIS! And I’ll come!