Flashback
paying at bar
Guy: "You can’t get women for nothing you know."
Sigbjørn: "No, not for nothing…"
Guy: "Need some help perhaps?"
"What you need is one of these.
Just put this in the drink and she’ll be yours
all night long."
Sigbjørn: "Put it in the drink?"
Guy: "Just put it in the drink,
and just contact me if you’ll be needing something more."
Girl: "Hey."
Guy: "Hey, long time no see!"
Echoing voice of guy: What you need is one of these. Just put this in the drink and she’ll be yours all night long.
talking to girl at bar
Sigbjørn: "You just came here, you’re like there."
I’m just going to the little boys room for a little bit.
So just stay here, and wait for a bit, OK?"
runs into buff guy with a gun in backroom of the bar
Buff buy: "You’re early."
Sigbjørn: "That’s what the bride said too!"
Buff guy: "Here’s the key to the hotel-room where the rest of the stash is.
It needs to be gone by 4 AM tonight,
unless you want to see me personally, get it?"
Sigbjørn: "Yeah, there’s nothing to not get about that."
Buff guy: "Now fuck off."
Sigbjørn: "Yes, now I’m gonna’ fuck off. Fucking off is what I was going to do."
talking to girl at the bar
Sigbjørn: "Hey, hey! Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "I’m out with my coworkers,
and we’re heading to this lame afterparty actually."
Sigbjørn: "Co-workers? What line of work?"
Girl 2: "I’m a stripper. So I have to go.
Unless you know of a place we can have an afterparty perhaps?"
being confronted by buff guy in hotel-room
Buff guy: "Hey! What the fuck are you doing?"
Sigbjørn: "No I’m just…."
Buff guy: "You know you’re a dead man right?"
Sigbjørn: "Yes I know."
talking to muscle guy in hotel-room
Muscle guy: "And what are you up to?"
Sigbjørn: "No, I’m just, I’m just, just… party’s on! Wuuu! Party!"
"ORGIE!! Wuuu! Woot! Woot!"
waking up in hotel-room
Knock at door: "Hey! This is The Security Guards! We’ve been notified of a disturbance.
We are coming in, whether you let us in or not!"
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