Saturday 1 March 2014

Kollektivet: Sigbjørn - Episode 7 - Drug deal

In this episode we see ho Sigbjørn has an accidental black out and wakes up in a strange hotel-room. What will he discover when he tries to retrace his steps?

-Wakes up in hotel-room-
Flashback
                     paying at bar
Guy: "You can’t get women for nothing you know."
Sigbjørn: "No, not for nothing…"
Guy: "Need some help perhaps?"
          "What you need is one of these.
            Just put this in the drink and she’ll be yours
            all night long."
Sigbjørn: "Put it in the drink?"
Guy: "Just put it in the drink,
          and just contact me if you’ll be needing something more."
Girl: "Hey."
Guy: "Hey, long time no see!"

Echoing voice of guy:  What you need is one of these. Just put this in the drink and she’ll be yours all night long.

                                               talking to girl at bar
Sigbjørn: "You just came here, you’re like there."
                I’m just going to the little boys room for a little bit.
                So just stay here, and wait for a bit, OK?"

                         runs into buff guy with a gun in backroom of the bar
Buff buy: "You’re early."
Sigbjørn: "That’s what the bride said too!"
Buff guy: "Here’s the key to the hotel-room where the rest of the stash is.
               It needs to be gone by 4 AM tonight,
               unless you want to see me personally, get it?"
Sigbjørn: "Yeah, there’s nothing to not get about that."
Buff guy: "Now fuck off."
Sigbjørn: "Yes, now I’m gonna’ fuck off. Fucking off is what I was going to do."

                                     talking to girl at the bar
Sigbjørn: "Hey, hey! Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "I’m out with my coworkers,
           and we’re heading to this lame afterparty actually."
Sigbjørn: "Co-workers? What line of work?"
Girl 2: "I’m a stripper. So I have to go.
         Unless you know of a place we can have an afterparty perhaps?"

                          being confronted by buff guy in hotel-room

Buff guy: "Hey! What the fuck are you doing?"
Sigbjørn: "No I’m just…."
Buff guy: "You know you’re a dead man right?"
Sigbjørn: "Yes I know."

                             talking to muscle guy in hotel-room
Muscle guy: "And what are you up to?"
Sigbjørn: "No, I’m just, I’m just, just… party’s on! Wuuu! Party!"
               "ORGIE!! Wuuu! Woot! Woot!"

                                       waking up in hotel-room
Knock at door: "Hey! This is The Security Guards! We’ve been notified of a disturbance.
                           We are coming in, whether you let us in or not!"

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