Kollektivet: Brynestad Three

A couple of friends get together and decide that they are fed up with not having the nice things that they desire. To remedy this, they decide to rob Storo Mall. But will they get passed the mall-manager who's virtually married to his job?

 



Seb: "Don’t you want everything Storo mall has?"
Fridtjof: "I can’t afford it."
Seb: "What if I told you, there’s a way you can get
           everything, for free?"
Fridtjof: "We’re going to rob
                a store in the Storo mall?"
              "We’re going to rob 62 stores?"




Kevin: "Storo, yeah."

Mall-manager: "Storo."

Seb: "Storo."

Fridtjof: "Fantastic item-selection."

Jakob: "Why on earth would you wanna’ rob Storo mall?"
Seb: "Are you aware of how much cool stuff they’ve got there??"
Jakob: "Who got you involved in this nonsense?"

Narrator: Three robbers.

Seb:
"And now, your code-names:"
"I’m Birger."
"You’re Arne."
"And you’re Reidun."
Fridtjof: "Why do we have cover-names?"
Kevin: "Why is mine Reidun?"
Seb: "What code-name you’ve been assigned, is not important."
Kevin: "Well that’s easy for you to say, you’ve got the bomb diggity of names, you’re Birger."

Narrator:
62 stores and 1 observant mall-manager.

Seb: "It’s planned to perfection: 62 stores in two hours."

Kevin: "Why don’t we just rob the mall after it’s closed?"
Seb: "Because it’s CLOSED!"

Fridtjof: "So we’re going to rob the stores while their open?"
"How are we going to pull that off?"
"And how are we going to be able to get past the armed guards?"
Seb: "Donno’"
Fridtjof: "Oh…"
Seb: "I’ve planned a five-minute break, giving us the opportunity to have a slushy."

Seb:
"New plan:"
"We go in in disguise, so that no one will recognize us. One stands guard, one distracts the employees, whilst another empties the cash-register."

Kevin: "Did someone call for a veterinarian?"
Employee: "No."
Kevin: "Yes, you did."

Seb: "OK, so the plan didn’t work. And I think the mall-manager is on to us."

Mall-manager: "I’ve got three characters that looks suspicious."

Seb: "OK, it’s time to initiate operation STEAL AND RUN."
Fridtjof: "What is operation STEAL AND RUN?"
Seb: "We steal, and then we run."

Mall-manager:
"Congratulations, you’re a dead man."

"If any of you try to steal from my mall, you’re going to be scolded by an unarmed guard, is that clear?"
"Scolded really bad."

Seb: "I think we need to realize that we’re never going to be able to rob Storo mall, with all their technological security."
Kevin: "Then what do we do?"


Seb:
"There’s only one thing we can do: We’re just going to have to get a job at the mall, it’ll at least give us 30%."

"Deuchebag."

Kevin: "We get 30% on everything don’t we?"
Fridtjof: "Yeah."
Kevin: "Nice or what?"