Ashley and Susie are polar opposites; Susie is a scholar and a caring kind of person, whilst Ashley is THE mean girl personified. Aaand they're Siamese, stuck with each other 24/7, which is a problem...
(at school)
Girl 1: "Susie is such a geek! Who wears pigtails
now adays, it’s so lame!"
Girl 2: "And guess what? No seriously, Her breath
smells like mackerel in tomato… dipped in
poo!"
Ashley:
"She is the biggest nerd in the entire school, I wouldn’t be sad if she like just up and died!"
"Are you sitting there, eavesdropping!? Are you eavesdropping Ugly!? You shouldn’t eavesdrop on the popular girls like that!"
Susie: "Sorry…"
Ashley: "We have to go. Come on!"
-Song-
There
is bound to be heaps of trouble when you are a Siamese twin! When one
is a total nerd and the other one is popular. They have the same body,
but that’s it! Ashley and Susie!
Susie: "And the molecular bio-structure will mutate and form new ne.. neutral cores."
Susie: "And then there are… quit controlling my arm!"
Ashley: "Hahahaha!"
Counsellor:
"Well then girls, you both seem like bright students, but I do have to
ask, is either of you
experiencing any bullying?"
Ashley: "No!"
Counsellor: "Susie?"
"No, ok then."
(at home)
Susie: "You're throwing a party, and you’re not inviting me?!"
Ashley: "If I invited you, everyone would think I was a loser too."
Susie: "But Ashley! I’m attached to you!"
Ashley: "I know! But I like, have a plan!"
(party)
Ashley: "Hi! Welcome!"
Guy: "Hi. Thanks! Cool lamp!"
Susie: "Thanks."
Ashley: "Thanks!"
"Not another word, do I make myself clear?!"
(after party)
Dad: "Hey girls…Hey girls, stop it with the fighting!"
Susie: "I’m sorry, Ashley. I do love you. You are, after all, my sister."
Dad: "Ashley!"
Ashley: "I’m sorry, Susie."
"I
hate you! I’m going to figure out how we can be split in two and
separated, so that I never
have to see you again! I hate you with all
of my heart!"
Susie: "You mean, with all of OUR heart?"
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