Kollektivet: That's Gotta' Be Allowed!

Follow this man, on his crusade to let the world know, just how much he hates certain laws and norms.
I mean, some things have got to be allowed, don't they?
                          
                                -Lyrics-

One more hour of sleep, that’s gotta’ be allowed.

You see, I am very concerned with things that ought to be allowed!
Out there, a bunch of people have made up all these norms and rules concerning what is allowed and what’s not. For those people; I have bone to pick with you!

I just made an animal metaphor,
and that’s gotta’ be allowed.




I can’t be bothered with showering, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Can’t be bothered brushing, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Yesterday’s undies, that’s gotta’ be allowed. Kinda’ smells like a farmhouse, but that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Not having a job, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Watching TV all day, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Mooching off of the state a little, that’s gotta’ be allowed. Tell them I’m disabled and can’t work, that’s gotta’ be allowed.

To grant yourself the enjoyment of some snacks, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
30 kilos of candy, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
A little taste test on the apples, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
And a little stealing, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
To get the value of handing in my bottles twice, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
To read the paper all the way through, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
To fart on the smoked salmon, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
"To grant myself 5 minutes of naptime on this conveyor belt, without you standing there being all difficult and ugly at me, that’s gotta’ be allowed!"

That ought to be allowed!
That's gotta’ be allowed!
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Telling other people’s children inappropriate jokes, that’s gotta’ be allowed!
To lure them home with candy, that’s gotta’ be allowed!
To bring other people’s children home to enjoy some candy, should be allowed as a general principle!
That's gotta’ be allowed.

“Borrow” money from the average joe on the street, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
To "tidy a little" on “Plata”, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Dance a little on the table, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Call your girlfriend a whore, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
A little body-contact, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Be interested in politics, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Take a little poo at a party, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Girl: "Didn’t you flush, or what?"
"That’s gotta’ be allowed!"

Public urination, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Steal the walking-stick of a wrinkled old gnome, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
Get some nicotine into your system, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
A little penis-adjustment, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
"Borrow" the bicycle-lock, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
To laugh at someone in a wheelchair, that’s gotta’ be allowed.
“I call people in wheelchairs Wheelieclowns, and that’s gotta’ be allowed!”

That ought to be allowed!
That’s gotta’ be allowed!
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THAT’S GOTTA’ BE ALLOWED!
That ought’ to be allowed!
That’s gotta’ be allowed!
repeat

Now listen to this; they accused me of murder, but I was asleep!
Yes, it was behind the wheel, but that’s gotta’ be allowed!

Judge: “Do you have anything to say in your defense? “
“Yes my defense is; That’s Gotta’ Be ALLOWEEEEED!”

That ought to be allowed!
That’s gotta’ be allowed!
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“Come on! Seriously! Isn’t anything allowed?!”