Kollektivet: How to Avoid Getting Mugged

Want to get the low-down on how not to get mugged? Here's some pointers!


 

Narrator:
Are your from Bergen and have you recently moved to Oslo?
Are you living in fear of being mugged by unknown youth-gangs in the evenings?
Here are some tips on how to avoid being mugged, for someone from Bergen, living in Oslo.

1. Do you have muggers walking behind you? You know what? Then you just call your imaginary friends.



Man:
"Oh, hello, police-student that happens to be my friend. Oh yes, I’m just around the corner, yes, see you then."

Narrator:
That wasn’t so hard was it?

2. Here comes the next tip. Look like you’ve already been mugged.
There you go. But toss the jacket too.

Man:
"Oh, my, I’ve just been mugged! I hate that."

Narrator:
3. If you’d like to keep your jacket, then  bring two of your own muggers.
Maybe they’re from Bergen?

4. If you can’t afford your own muggers, then eat Mackerel in tomato, this will make you smell something awful.
Oh, yes, but you can handle a little shove can’t you? After all, you are from Bergen.

5. If you can’t avoid getting mugged, rob them before they rob you!

Man:
"Hey! Give me your cell phone! You big nancy!"

Narrator:
6. If that doesn’t work, then be a superhero!
Oh, my, look at that, maybe you should have had some superpowers too, and not just the costume?

7. But the best tip, is probably to just stay at home.

News-anchor:
"And now to the mugging-wave that has had a sudden stop, but that has been followed by a massive burglary-wave. The police implores people to lock their doors, and reinforce their windows."

Narrator:We haven’t got any tips on burglary, because that's something that happens in Bergen too.

Man:
"Typical!"

Narrator:
Have a nice day!

This has been an informational film for people from Bergen, travelling to scary cities.

Text in screeen:
Feel safe as a person from Bergen
-In scary cities