Kollektivet: Sigbjørn - Episode 4 - Porn

In this episode Sigbjørn is hanging out with his buds, and the topic has turned to the dodgy corners of the internet. Not quite understanding that the cool thing is in fact his natural instinct: to feel repulsed by abusive porn, be goes on and on about how he likes it. Kind of hilarious, since it's never even occurred to him to look it up, and he has no idea what he is lying about liking. And what catastrophe is lurking around the corner when he decides to look up the disturbing porn on the family computer...?
                   (at Petter’s house)
Petter: "Yeah I know, but seriously though “Two
               girls  and one cup”, is one of the sickest
               things I’ve ever seen! At least of the things
               I’ve seen online."
Guy 1: "What about that horse and donkeyfuckers.
              com?
              That internet, whoa, it‘s got a lot of sick
               stuff on it! Jesus Christ!"

Petter: "Yeah, it sure does… So Sigbjørn, seen
               anything disturbing?"



Sigbjørn:
"Oh… oh yes… I wank off to those kinds of thing all the time, you know….like every day."
"Just wanking and wanking, to that horsefuck-fuck it." laughs

Petter: "You’re not supposed to wank off to that stuff, Sigbjørn, you’re supposed to look at it, feeling repulsed."

Sigbjørn: "Sure, yeah, when I said wanking, I didn’t mean it like that. I just meant that I look at it every day, just can’t look away, like watching a train-wreck you know." laughs

                                                                  (at home)
Echoing voice:
Petter: So Sigbjørn, seen anything disturbing?
Petter: You’re supposed to look at it, feeling repulsed.
Petter: So Sigbjørn, seen anything disturbing?


Sigbjørn: "Mom? I’m, just gonna’ borrow your Mac for a little while, OK?"
Mother: "I’m going to need it later."
Sigbjørn: "Yeah, sure."
Sigbjørn: "Mother."
Mother: "You’re aware that you’ve got band-practice in 15 minutes?"
Sigbjørn: "Yes, I am fully aware of that, thank you for letting me know."

                                                       
Flashback: Sigbjørn: Mom? I’m, just gonna’ borrow your Mac for a little while, OK?
                   Mother: I’m going to need it later.


Sigbjørn: "Mom!"
Mother: "Did you forget something?"
Sigbjørn: "I was just wondering, you wanted the computer, have you already gone into my room and gotten
                 it?"
Mother: "No, no I didn’t."
Sigbjørn: phew
Mother: "Lisa has it in her room."

                                                 (at the therapist)
Mother: "She was just going to play a computer-game."
Lisa: "No horsy, No!"

Therapist: "Sigbjørn, you do understand that this is tough for an eight year old?"
                  "Sigbjørn?"