Kollektivet: Wingman

"Honda" Syvertsen rates himself to be top notch as a wing-man, not just top notch; THE BEST wing-man EVER. According to him... If the people he's "wing-ing" agrees, is different matter...



 
"Honda"
My name is “Honda” Syvertsen, and I am probably the world’s greatest Wingman!
OH, YEAH!!

"Honda"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies and gentlemen, Sturla “Ninja” Syvertsen! What a guy, what a man!"

"Honda"
When you’re going to “Wing” a buddy, there’s one thing that’s important. You need to make your buddy seem as fabulous as humanly possible!

"Honda"
"Has anyone checked out Stu’s biceps? Insane! Like touching the leg of a cow!"

Sturla
"No, no… come on, that’s enough, that’s enough…"

"Honda"
"Bangkok 79’, do you remember that? Do you remember that? When you won that race, and you crossed the finish line a champion?!"
"He’s a Mafioso! A real boss. Earns a shitload of money, got tons of honeys lined up!"

Sturla
"I am an accountant, yes. And you?"

Sturla
He means well, you know, I just need to let him do his thing and not get mad at him.

"Honda"
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!"

"Honda"
"You know he’s an astronaut."

Sturla
"Accountant!"

"Honda"
A hot Wingman-tip is to use celebs, the fact that you know some, or better yet; that you’ve beaten one in arm-wrestling!

"Honda"
"You know, he’s beaten John Carew in arm-wrestling!
John Carew! John Carew! In arm-wrestling!"

"Honda"
You’re not allowed to poach that one, but a tip could be that your mate has beaten Björn Afzelius in ass-hook!

Sturla
"And he was like, see ya’ later…."

"Honda"
"Hahaha! No wonder he does stand-up! NO WONDER he won that award! No wonder Times Magazine lists him as one of the most influential men in the world! HAhahahaha!"

Sturla
"Hey, hey… come on… You know I don’t do stand up."

"Honda"
"Yes, I know that, but THEY don’t know that! Hahaha, He does stand-up comedy! Hahahaha!"

"Honda"
"Check those moves! You know, he’s going to be on “Strictly Come Dancing” next season! And do you know who his dance-partner is, DO YOU KNOW who his dance-partner is?? You didn’t get it from me, Top Secret! It’s Tone Damli!!"

"Honda"
"There he goes! The hunter! The hunter has found his prey! Hahahahaha!!"

"Now you didn’t get picked this time around, but no need to be upset or disappointed, he is after all, a sought after man!"

Girl
"Shut your mouth right now, and you’ll get to come home with me."


Girl 2
"Hi, you Ok?"

"Honda"
"Donno’"

Girl 2
"Are you available?"

"Honda"
"Strangely yes."

Girl 2
"Got any plans for tonight?"

"Honda"
"Well an idea just came to mind."

"Honda"
"Have you met this one?! Oh My God! One of the dopest dancers throughout the entire wild west!!
She’d been in movies too! She’s been in “Dead Snow!” She was in “Dead Snow!" THE LEAD in “Dead Snow!”"

 "Honda"
And on a scale of 1 to 10, how fabulous a wingman was I to her; 1514!
HAHAHA! But If we’re staying within that scale, then 10!
But in reality: 1514!!!

"Honda"
"She got her artium degree at age 14! Artium at 14! She did! What a woman, am I right?!
CHEERS! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! "