No, seriously, what's up with the hat?
1: Girl you’re delicious, you’re lookin’ fine, at least
now that I’m drinking.
2: You’ve got what it takes, what’s the likelihood
of the two of us hooking up?
1: Could you tell me that?
2: I’m not so good with probability math.
1: You’ve got the legs of a model.
2: Did you shave them yourself?
2: An ass that gives the song some effective beat.
Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom. slap
1: Your mouth is ready for invasion, I ready my
lips into position, I lean in, but then I suddenly
see….
2: On your head sits a bowler hat...
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Both: Why, Why oh why...
1: ...are you wearing a hat?
2: This is driving me nuts, you, who’s usually so hot, why are you wearing a hat,
what’s the deal with the hat?!
Both: Why, Why oh why are you wearing a bowler hat?!
2: What’s up with bowler hat, have you gone mad as a hatter?
Have you gone looney-tunes?
1: As long as you are wearing a hat, you’re not going to,,,
2: ,,,get any tonight!
Girl: Do you really think the hat is that silly?
2: If you’re trying to cover a bald-spot, then sure, that’s fine.
1: It’s probably cool amongst your peers,
but it’s not like I want to hook up with Egon Olsen for crying out loud!
Girl: But isn’t it….
1: No, I’m scared of the hat.
2: I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.
2: I walk down dark streets feeling like, behind me lurks a dangerous hat.
1: It haunts me in my dreams, threatens me with a knife!
2: The hat rapes me and infects me with hat-HIV!
1: I get hat-virus all over my computer!
2: YOUR HAT IS POSSESSED BY SATAN!!
1: I might seem a little off-kilter, but hat at a party is scary tacky!
2: You need to realise that, you need to choose between me and the hat!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Both: Why, Why oh why are you wearing a hat?
2: This is driving me nuts, you, who’s usually so hot, don’t tilt it to the side,
HAT- SATAN WILL GET YOU!
Both: Why, Why oh why are you wearing a bowler hat?
2: What’s up with bowler hat, did you go bowling tonight?… how strange…
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