Episode 1- Fleshlight
It's Sigbjørn's birthday! And he gets together with his friends to celebrate. They have decided to give him a Fleshlight as a gag. Sigbjørn has some ideas about what to do with it though...
(at Jeppe’s House, 11.41 PM)
Everyone: "Cheers!"Jeppe: "Come on, Sigbjørn, it’s time to open your present."
Sigbjørn: "You got me a present? Thanks so much Jeppe! Is it from everone?"
Jeppe: "Yeah."
Sigbjørn: "Thanks you guys!"
"Is this a Fleshlight?"
Guy 1: "You know, if you ever get lonely on a Friday night or something like that."
Sigbjørn: "Hey! Quit it! I don’t spend my Fridays lonely and alone! I have sex every single day! REAL sex!"
Guy 1: "Dude, relax, everyone gets one, it’s not a big deal. Like, no one uses it, but it’s fun to have one as a novelty."
"Ok… Cheers to Sigbjørn!"Guy 2: "Sigbeer!"
(at Sigbjørn’s house, 04.12 AM)
Mother: "Sigbjørn?"
Sigbjørn: "Mother."
Mother: "Did you have a good time over at Jeppe’s?"
Sigbjørn: "Yeah, Yeah. It was really cozy.."
Mother: "Did you get anything nice?"
Sigbjørn: "Yeah, sure… I’m just not quite sure about the size…."
"Night, night!"
Echoing voice of guy 1: Everyone gets one, like, no one uses it.
Mother: "Sigbjørn..?"
Sigbjørn: "Mother..."
Mother: "I’ve been thinking, maybe it’s the vacuum and accumulation of air that prevents you from getting it off?"
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